Friday, May 27, 2011

You're dead to me boy, more dead to me than your dead mother

Scottie Pippen Former players Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen of the Chicago Bulls share a laugh before a game between the Bulls and the Charlotte Bobcats at the United Center on February 15, 2011 in Chicago, Illinois. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.



In a quote that will be everywhere in Chicago soon.  Pippen said Jordan is the greatest scorer of all time, but that Lebron James is the greatest all around player of all time.  Im still having trouble believing I heard that. 

Fucking Judas Pippen. 

No doubt Lebron is a better passer, cause passing is for geeks.  And he is improving his 1 on 1 defense (5 run down blocks into the stands every year doesn't do much besides make Sportscenter, especially when half the time he could probably catch the ball but he feels he need to knock it 7 rows back).  But Jordan was a lock down defender on par with Pippen as the best non center defenders in the league.  How the fuck Pippen can speak in such hyperbole is blowing my mind, he isn't a 16 year old Miami fan. 

I'm guessing MJ just turned him down on a loan recently, or Pippen needed some attention and he thinks people will take him more seriously if says headline catching shit like this. 

MJ is somewhere about to hear this and I wouldn't be surprised if his body exploded and a Phoenix rose to the sky and struck Pip dead in his tracks before re-registering to play in the NBA.


You cut me deep Pip, what about all of this





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